My Relationship Status Is Now Public Record | Apron
One size / White
$42.00
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This apron keeps things light and honest in the kitchen. Clean white canvas showcases a bold, black-typed message — “My Relationship Status Is Now Public Record.” — that reads like a wink and a conversation starter. The fine-weave polyester canvas feels soft against the skin thanks to foamed lining, and the tie-back closure lets you adjust the fit quickly when you’re moving between stove, sink, and counter. Choose from five strap colors to match your style or mood. It’s built to resist stains, so splatters and flour-dust won’t ruin the look. Wear it for playful weekend cooking sessions, backyard barbecue announcements, or when you want to make a small, cheeky statement while hosting friends.
Product features
- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, comfortable feel
- Stain-resistant surface helps keep clothes clean from spills and splatters
- Adjustable tie-back closure for a customizable fit
- Vibrant printing that keeps text crisp and clear on a white background
- Five strap color options (black, white, beige, blue, pink); one size (31.5" x 25.6")
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
My Relationship Status Is Now Public Record | Apron
$42.00